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What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

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What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

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Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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What is a vegetable's favorite martial art?

He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.

What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-Thai.

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What do challah and martial arts have in common?

Judo

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

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What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop!