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What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

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What's big grey and flies straight up?

An elecopter!

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

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What kind of dog is a person's best friend?

A palmatian!

What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

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What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

Plain Bagel Jokes More Plain Bagel Jokes

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

What do you call a bagel that can fly?

A plain bagel.