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What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!!:0

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

Plain Bagel Jokes More Plain Bagel Jokes

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

What do you call a bagel that can fly?

A plain bagel.