Tb Jokes

What kind of TB do potatoes get?

Culosis.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's something Comcast is giving you, besides crappy service?

TB

What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

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Question Jokes More Question Jokes

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

Comcast Jokes More Comcast Jokes

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

Shakespeare Jokes More Shakespeare Jokes

Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What do call an old man that asks questions?

Pop Quiz

What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick?

You need to take your vitamin Ayy.

What do they call the doctor who released private health information after he got mad at his being given away?

A Hipaacrite