Tb Jokes

What kind of TB do potatoes get?

Culosis.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's something Comcast is giving you, besides crappy service?

TB

What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

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Shakespeare Jokes More Shakespeare Jokes

What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

What was the slogan for Shakespeare's camping shop?

Now is the winter of our discount tents

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

A 6-pack and a potato.

What do you call a potato that's also a sports fan?

A spec-tator!

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

Comcast Jokes More Comcast Jokes

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

Why did the house go to the doctor?

He was having window pains I'm sorry