Tb Jokes

What kind of TB do potatoes get?

Culosis.

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What's something Comcast is giving you, besides crappy service?

TB

What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

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When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

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What's Shakespeare's favorite video game?

Sonnet the hedgehog

How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

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What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

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How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

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What do you call the doctor for dogs?

Dogtor

Who knock knock joke Knock knock Who is it?

Doctor.** Doctor who **YES**

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How many Latvians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Is dark. Bulb is potato.

What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids?

Moussaka

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

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What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

What kind of organisation is Atheism?

A non-prophet organisation.