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Tb Jokes

What kind of TB do potatoes get?

Culosis.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What's something Comcast is giving you, besides crappy service?

TB

What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

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Comcast Jokes More Comcast Jokes

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

Asks his wife. "31 black"

Shakespeare Jokes More Shakespeare Jokes

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare.

When you ask her "Have you ever read Shakespeare?

And she answers "No, who wrote it ".... Keep moving.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

What's the difference between a doctor and a chair salesman?

The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample.

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

What's the answer for question #2?

2.B or not 2.B

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What did the potato say to his lover?

You have amazing eyes.

What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of story does a rabbit tell?

A fluffy tale.

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.