Loo Jokes

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a spud and a metal show?

Moshed potatoes.

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A Mars-upial

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

How many teachers does it take to solve algebra?

None, that's what students are for.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

Why wasn't the joke funny at the dance?

There wasn't a punch line.

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.

Capital Jokes More Capital Jokes

What's the capital of Brazil?

My daughter: that's a secret

Why is everyone investing in Ireland?

Because the capital is always Dublin!

Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

If it was invented anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?

Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.