Loo Jokes

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

Hit by a car.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

What do toilets yell when they ride roller coasters?

Weeeeeeeee!!!

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.

How would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.

Capital Jokes More Capital Jokes

Why is Ireland the richest country in the world?

Because it's capital is always Dublin.

What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

What are you when you're in the bathroom?

European

Snoo Jokes More Snoo Jokes