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Loo Jokes

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

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What do they call Redditting on the toilet?

Snoo on the loo

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Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

Who likes music?

Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What is the value of x?

Student: She was my life.

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Capital Jokes More Capital Jokes

What's the capital of Greece?

The G

What's the capital of Wisconsin?

W

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?

PC Plod.

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

How do you pronounce the "Pao" in "Power'?

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Salute Jokes More Salute Jokes

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.