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Loo Jokes

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

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What do they call Redditting on the toilet?

Snoo on the loo

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Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings

What did PSY say when he choked on a burger?

Whop, Whop Whop Whop Whop... Whopper Gangnam Style.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas?

A seasoned veteran

Salute Jokes More Salute Jokes

Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

What are Mario's overalls made of?

Denim denim denim (pronounced with the Mario underground theme)

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Which dance will a chicken not do?

The foxtrot!

What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance?

A cricket ball!

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you?

Because they might Pikachu!

What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

Sorry, I http

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.