Wife: What What child Husband: So you are not pregnant
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
A widow
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Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.
Her husband had a holloween-ie.
He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.