What about our child?

Wife: What What child Husband: So you are not pregnant

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time...

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Because her children weren't that bright!

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.