Wife: What What child Husband: So you are not pregnant
Because they finish each other's sentences
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Because her children weren't that bright!
Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"
A widow
