Trucker Jokes

What do you call a trucker that doesn't drive anymore?

Semi-retired.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

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How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

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What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else?

I can clearly see your nuts!

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

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What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

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What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

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What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do New York McDonald's employees and people who read Ulysses have in common?

Liberal Arts Degrees.

Wisconsin Jokes More Wisconsin Jokes

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin?

A Tourist!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican Buddhist?

Om-bre

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

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Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob