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Trucker Jokes

What do you call a trucker that doesn't drive anymore?

Semi-retired.

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How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

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Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

Why do cow wear bells?

Why do cow wear bells.......???? Because their don't work

Wisconsin Jokes More Wisconsin Jokes

Why did the Wisconsin Democrat cry?

He couldn't recall.

What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin?

A Tourist!

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

What would Obi Wan be called if he were Mexican?

Obi Juan Kenobi.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What is the most well educated type of nut?

Macademia.

Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car

How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What's today's date?

Germany/Brazil/2016

What are cooking for us today?

Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw

Pecan Jokes More Pecan Jokes

How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)