Semi-retired.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
They always have pecans! (Read aloud)
They use a Milwaukee-Talkie
Two orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram.
That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
A drip dry skunk.
Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..
Shemail
IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.
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Denim denim denim
She grew out of her b-shells.
Washer? I don't even know 'er!
Kick him in the nuts.
He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.
Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.
Pecan, typically.