Why is religion like mobile gaming?

Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.

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What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen

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What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

What do the Irish do after winning the World Cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

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Why is religion like mobile gaming?

Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.

What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion?

A Tomartyr