Why is religion like mobile gaming?

Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.

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What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

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Why does China hate Digimon Fans?

Because they recognise Ty won

What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

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What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion?

A Tomartyr

What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.