Why is religion like mobile gaming?

Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.

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Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

Where does the Islamic botanist go to pray?

In the Mossque.

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Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

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Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

Which country's capital apologises for its religion?

Islamabad.