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Why is religion like mobile gaming?

Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.

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How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

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Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Who always wins the insect election?

The lesser of two weevils.

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What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

X-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam

How do religions reproduce?

They have sects.