Orangutan Jokes

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

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What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan.

What do you call an orang-utan which has been in the sun for too long?

An OranguTAN!