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Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

Bison

What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

Cousin Jokes More Cousin Jokes

What's the worst hereditary disease?

Cousins

Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

What was the man running around?

From my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

Racism Jokes More Racism Jokes

Whats the difference between Chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

What's thr difference between the Chinese and racism?

Racism has many faces.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family.

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

Can I watch the TV?

Yes, but don’t turn it on.

Where is the English Channel?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.