Weeaboo Jokes

What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

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Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

How do you scare a snowman?

You get a hairdryer!

Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?

A merry dairy!

Where did the salami go on holiday?

Costa Deli-Sol

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

Anna Jokes More Anna Jokes

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

Who's there! Ben and Anna! Ben and Anna who?

Ben and Anna split!

Kawaii Jokes More Kawaii Jokes

What do you call the Japanese police force?

Kawaii Five-0

Southerner Jokes More Southerner Jokes

How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

How do Southerners get through customs so quickly?

They do declare!

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What do you do if your daughter starts smoking?

Slow down and use lube.

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway