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What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

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Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What did Hannibal Lector have for breakfast?

Kevin Bacon.... And Jon Hamm.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What's the craziest type of bread?

Banana Nut Bread!

What's Ja Rule's favorite type of bread?

Challah!

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens!

What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time?

The Caliph ate.