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What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

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What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy

Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon?

Sow-r dough bread.