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What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

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What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

Why did the blonde burn her ear?

The phone rang while she was ironing!

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What happened when the chicken ate cement?

She laid a sidewalk!

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What is the most racist type of bread?

A biguette

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!