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Tile Jokes

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles!

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What did the space between two tiles say?

I AM GROUT

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Floor Tile Jokes More Floor Tile Jokes

Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!

What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Where do bees go to the bathroom at?

At the

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at Christmas.

What do you call an Irishman who studies dinosaurs?

A paleontologist.

German Jokes More German Jokes

What has 16 legs and speaks German?

Dppelspider

How do you say 'The Torah' in German?

Kindling.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.

What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Who's there! Anna! Anna who?

Annather brick in the wall!

Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.