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Tile Jokes

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles!

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What did the space between two tiles say?

I AM GROUT

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends?

Because it sticks to itself.

Material Jokes More Material Jokes

Why do hippies like corduroy?

Because the material is so groovy.

What material is Mario's pants made out of?

Denim denim denim.

German Jokes More German Jokes

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What did the Germans name the Israeli Submarine?

Das Jude

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.

Floor Tile Jokes More Floor Tile Jokes

What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.