Tile Jokes

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles!

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What did the space between two tiles say?

I AM GROUT

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Material Jokes More Material Jokes

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

Rep Tiles

Why do hippies like corduroy?

Because the material is so groovy.

Reptile Jokes More Reptile Jokes

What's the coldest type of reptile?

Blizzards.

What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?

A navi-gator!

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Why can't dinosaurs talk?

Because they're all dead.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do you call peanuts in space?

Astronuts!

What do you call Americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How do tiny Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Ceasars

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What's the highest story of any building?

Floor 20