Tile Jokes

How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles!

What did the space between two tiles say?

I AM GROUT

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

How do you keep a idiot waiting?

I'll tell you guys later.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

What do you call a deaf chick in bed?

Anything you want

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers(iknow its old but its nice)

What kind of database does a Pokdex use?

PokMongoDB

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant?

When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

What is the one riddle that everyone gives up?

The riddle of life!

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

German Jokes More German Jokes

How do you say "bra" in german?

CUZITHODZITFOMFOPIN.

What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)