10th Jokes

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

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How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor?

It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor: Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

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Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor?

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1st floor: Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

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Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor?

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