How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.

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How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

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How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...