I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.
He gets toad.
It gets put under cardiac arrest.
Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!
So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"
Switching Users
They're afraid of change.
If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"
The Exeggution!