Roman Reign Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

Why did the Romans build straight roads?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!

Why was the dieting Roman so thrilled?

His toga size went from L to XL.

Campfire Jokes More Campfire Jokes

What does a cow like to do by a campfire?

Roast Moosmallows!

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

Why did the moth go into the dentist's office?

The light was on.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

What was Superman's first job?

A Clark.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

Reign Jokes More Reign Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

What's the difference between Batman and Martin Brodeur?

Batman isn't wearing hockey pads.