Roman Reign Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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What's the difference between Superman and Roman Reigns?

Superman's powers are all natural.

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How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

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What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

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When did Caesar reign?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because

How did Roman magistrates keep fit?

Pontius Pilates.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

Campfire Jokes More Campfire Jokes

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

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What's the difference between oooh and ahh?

3 inches

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

What do you call a fusion between Batman and Superman?

The krypton-knight.

What's the difference between spider man and Superman?

Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.