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Roman Reign Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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What's the difference between Superman and Roman Reigns?

Superman's powers are all natural.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb?

Light? What's that?

How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Reign Jokes More Reign Jokes

When did Caesar reign?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!

Campfire Jokes More Campfire Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

What do you call a phantom by a campfire?

A toasty ghosty

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What kind of music venues do gun lovers like the most?

Carry OK

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the east-German and the west-German accent?

While the former is shared by most, the latter is richer.

What's the difference between Superman and Roman Reigns?

Superman's powers are all natural.

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.