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Roman Reign Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

We've Got This Love Thing Down

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What's the difference between Superman and Roman Reigns?

Superman's powers are all natural.

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Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What's a big game hunter?

Someone who's lost his way to the match.

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

Their match wouldn't light.

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

Why did the moth go into the dentist's office?

The light was on.

Reign Jokes More Reign Jokes

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An electron

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

Campfire Jokes More Campfire Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

What does a cow like to do by a campfire?

Roast Moosmallows!

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!