Roman Reign Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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What's the difference between Superman and Roman Reigns?

Superman's powers are all natural.

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Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.

Campfire Jokes More Campfire Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors?

A Julius Seizure.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What is 32% black, 45% white......gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a horror fiction writer and a disabled physicist?

Haw

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.