Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

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What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

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Where will you see yourself in 15 years?

A Mirror

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

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What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.