Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

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Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

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What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.

What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.

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What sentence did the man who took 2 minutes to turn around get?

Man.

How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

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What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!