Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.
Because he catches all the snitches!
You can't milk a cow for 15 years.
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
Because they're bad conductors.
The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.
He dumped his girlfriend.
I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!