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Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

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Prisons are indoors.

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What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

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He couldn't finish his sentence.

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When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

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How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

Because he chose from the kids menu

What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him?

Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?