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Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

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Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

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What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

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Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

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How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

Because he chose from the kids menu

How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.