God dogs
Car Keys
God doesn't think he's a Welder.
Because Satan has more politicians to help him.
Because he saw the snowblower coming
When he's got ants in his pants!
Oven mitts
Where my dogs at?
They Rocked their doors.
Mule-tide greetings.
A Magpie.
He wears a coat and pants.
To match the rest of the household appliances.