Bostonian Jokes

What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

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What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

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When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

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Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What's the mating call of a sorority girl?

O My GOd! I am so drunk.

What does a Muslim have if they hate their god?

An Allahgy

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What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!

What kind of music do you like?

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a pile of dogs?

A ruff terrain.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk