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How many do you have?

7yo: Zero. Me: ZERO 7yo: I said it was empty.

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What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

What did the zero say to the eight?

Nice belt.

7yo Jokes More 7yo Jokes

What do you call a frozen hamburger?

A ham-brrr-ger. my 7yo claims she made it up herself.

Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me: