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How many do you have?

7yo: Zero. Me: ZERO 7yo: I said it was empty.

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Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero?

Tareable

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Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

What do you call a frozen hamburger?

A ham-brrr-ger. my 7yo claims she made it up herself.