How many do you have?

7yo: Zero. Me: ZERO 7yo: I said it was empty.

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How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*

What does Mexican binary code consist of?

Zeros and Juans.

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How many do you have?

7yo: Zero. Me: ZERO 7yo: I said it was empty.

Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me: