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New Yorker Jokes

What did the New Yorker order from the Liberian waitress?

Ebola soup!

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Why did the New Yorker sleep under an oil tank?

He wanted to wake up oily.

What are all those wires?

My wireless internet." (New Yorker cartoon ideas)

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

Tunnel Jokes More Tunnel Jokes

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

World Jokes More World Jokes

Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

What's the name of the smallest pub in the world?

The Thalidomide Arms.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What did the Dalai Llama play on stage at Glastonbury?

Yakmanninov

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

Minnesota Jokes More Minnesota Jokes

What does a dog from Minnesota say?

Woof da.

What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

California Jokes More California Jokes

Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

What do you call a knuckle sandwich in California?

A fist taco.

New Jersey Jokes More New Jersey Jokes

What did Delaware?

A New Jersey

Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey