New Yorker Jokes

Why did the New Yorker sleep under an oil tank?

He wanted to wake up oily.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What are all those wires?

My wireless internet." (New Yorker cartoon ideas)

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

What's the difference between an introverted mathematician and an extroverted mathematician?

The extrovert looks at the other person's shoes.

Chess Jokes More Chess Jokes

Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?

Shrekmate.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

Envelope

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How about the No Bucket Challenge?

Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it.

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

A shaggy dogs tale!

New Yorkers Jokes More New Yorkers Jokes

Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

What satellite TV provider does ISIS use?

Daesh Network

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue.

What do people drink at Club Obi-Wan?

Qui-Gon Gin.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

By scareplane.

What did the hipster say when a Starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!