Fruitcake Jokes

Why isn't John Oliver having sultanas in his fruitcake?

Because it's the currant year.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

What does the rude barista say to the customer in a coffee shop?

I cant decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!