Are you vegan?
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.
I have left my Mark on Mars
You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore
Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)
What they really need is Nonwhitepeoplemeet.com
Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.
You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."
Half a centipede!
He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.
The letter F.
Firetruck
He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.
Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.
The ones with food.
A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."
Is it about black people
Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.
