Are you vegan?
X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.
Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.
She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."
He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.
I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...
Nun
He was Cross-Fit.
Realizing it's only Tuesday.
It twerked.
She had never learned to spell properly.
Because the censor erased the letter "s".
Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.
Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.
Courtney Pine tables I need a new one!
The government worker says: "That's mollasified."
Not /r/movies.
O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.
