Are you vegan?
X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.
Some nights, I don't know.
Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....
By selling your camera.
They needed a developer.
Cameron film are needed to take pictures!
Nah brah, tadah brah!
Sorry this is only a four star hotel.
Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.
They'll tell you.
One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.
Because they were under-ground.
They briefly open one eye.
A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.
Cacawatches
Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.