Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.
Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a Pikachu'".
They think long and hard before they touch weiner.
Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.
The letter "D"!
Because he was sketchy.
Her clam smells like fish!
Because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated
I appreciate the sediment.
Tinder
He can't go left
