Friction Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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Why couldn't Mewtwo move?

There was too much friction.

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Publish Jokes More Publish Jokes

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

Orange Juice Box Jokes More Orange Juice Box Jokes

What do you get when you rub two orange juice boxes together?

Pulp friction.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice box?

Because it says "concentrate"

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

Non Friction Section Jokes More Non Friction Section Jokes

Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor?

Because she was in the non-friction section.

Lubricant Jokes More Lubricant Jokes

What do you do if your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and use lubricant.

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.