Friction Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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Why couldn't Mewtwo move?

There was too much friction.

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Publish Jokes More Publish Jokes

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

Library Jokes More Library Jokes

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

What is the tallest building in the world?

The library, it’s got the most stories!

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

Why was there never an Aladdin 4?

Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

Orange Juice Box Jokes More Orange Juice Box Jokes

What do you get when you rub two orange juice boxes together?

Pulp friction.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice box?

Because it says "concentrate"

Non Friction Section Jokes More Non Friction Section Jokes

Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor?

Because she was in the non-friction section.