It was a work of friction.
There was too much friction.
Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.
Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)
Pulp friction.
Because it says "concentrate"
The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".
He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.
A ruff draft.
To get it pier reviewed.
Sir, this is a library!" *whispers* sorry, how much for a happy ending
A hush puppy.
Slow down and use some lubricant.
In the non-friction section.
Because she was in the non-friction section.
Just two, as long as they can find a way in.
Are you sure it's mine
