It was a work of friction.
There was too much friction.
To get it pier reviewed.
Have faith, don't question.
Captain's log.
Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.
It tocked too much
Sir, this is a library!" *whispers* sorry, how much for a happy ending
Pulp friction.
Because it says "concentrate"
Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant
In the non-friction section.
Because it wouldn't commute!
Don't do it! You have potential!
A little aubergenie
The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way.
He didn't want no scrubs
So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.
