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Friction Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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Why couldn't Mewtwo move?

There was too much friction.

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Publish Jokes More Publish Jokes

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

Orange Juice Box Jokes More Orange Juice Box Jokes

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice box?

Because it says "concentrate"

What do you get when you rub two orange juice boxes together?

Pulp friction.

Library Jokes More Library Jokes

What do you call a hundred year old man who dies in the library?

Overdue

What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

Why was there never an Aladdin 4?

Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why didn't the rock make it to work today?

He was stoned

Who's there! Bean! Bean who?

Bean working very hard today!

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

That's a waist of paper!