When it's broke.
He responds, "One note at a time."
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
History. Because history has always been written by wieners.
Something written by someone after they are dead!
Will-e. Shakespeare.
Because of the Nye Quill.
The first one written
Word,yo.
Bee-trix Potter!
He had served his sentence.
She had never learned to spell properly.
Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.
OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.
I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Because they don't C#.
Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.
The farmers milk them dry.
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
Dual air bags.
Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright...
THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.
He doesn't have one. He's illiterate.
C
Edgar Allan Po-Po
Answer "Scissors." then drive away..
The rest of them will write Perl
It's a toss up between ruby and perl.
Because 4 8 16!
One for 2008 and one for 2016.
