Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.
Sketchup
Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
I thought they only drive automatic
You wanna pizza me!
Wanna pizza me
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)
Church.
The Cat in the AT-AT
Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.
