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Inverse Jokes

How does a backwards poet write?

Inverse

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

What's the difference between the inverse of sec(o) and the smallest region in the former Ottoman Empire?

One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo

How does a dyslexic poet write?

Inverse.

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Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

How do you get a Kansas alumni off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What is the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

1 US Leader.

What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

Ottoman Empire Jokes More Ottoman Empire Jokes

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

Why did the Ottoman empire collapse?

Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback