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Inverse Jokes

How does a backwards poet write?

Inverse

Love

Love

What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

What's the difference between the inverse of sec(o) and the smallest region in the former Ottoman Empire?

One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo

How does a dyslexic poet write?

Inverse.

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How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

What happened to the over amorous clam?

It pulled a mussel.

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Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?

He wanted to see time fly

Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan?

Cos they're always pro-Bono

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How many babies does it take to make light?

99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.

What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.

Ottoman Empire Jokes More Ottoman Empire Jokes

Why did the Ottoman empire collapse?

Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.