Inverse Jokes

How does a backwards poet write?

Inverse

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What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

What's the difference between the inverse of sec(o) and the smallest region in the former Ottoman Empire?

One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo

How does a dyslexic poet write?

Inverse.

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What is a hurricane's favorite pet?

Anywhere from 1 to 5 cats

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

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What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

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Why did the Ottoman empire collapse?

Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

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Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

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What's the difference between a computer program and global warming?

One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!

What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

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What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

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What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.