Spook Jokes

Why doesn't the KKK like Halloween?

Too many spooks.

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What Central American country has the most spooks?

Ghosta Rica!

What is a ghost-proof bicycle?

One with no spooks in it.

What is the worst race of ghosts?

Spooks

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Spook when you're spooken to.

How deep is the ocean?

A shark spooked him while he was surfing.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

How deep is the ocean?

A shark spooked him while he was surfing.

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing! Happy Halloween everyone.

Kkk Jokes More Kkk Jokes

What's a KKK member's favorite car?

A crossfire.

What is the KKK's favourite football (soccer) club?

Blackburn

Rear Jokes More Rear Jokes

Why did the young Greek boy run away from home?

He was not being reared right!

What do you call the ghost who is a child-rearing expert?

Dr Spook.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why was the ghost on an episode of Hoaders?

He was a little... Possesive

What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.

Central American Jokes More Central American Jokes

What Central American country has the most spooks?

Ghosta Rica!

Why do you never see any ancient Central American civilizations anymore?

They're all M.I.A.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave

What's the latest big thing to sweep across Japan?

The ocean.