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Spook Jokes

What Central American country has the most spooks?

Ghosta Rica!

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What is a ghost-proof bicycle?

One with no spooks in it.

What is the worst race of ghosts?

Spooks

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Spook when you're spooken to.

How deep is the ocean?

A shark spooked him while he was surfing.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What's it called when you kidnap a ghost?

A Polter-Heist

What did one ghost say to another ghost?

Do you believe in people

Surf Jokes More Surf Jokes

What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What's Adam Levine's favorite holiday?

Halloween Halloween Halloween!

Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

Central American Jokes More Central American Jokes

Why do you never see any ancient Central American civilizations anymore?

They're all M.I.A.

What Central American country has the most spooks?

Ghosta Rica!

Kkk Jokes More Kkk Jokes

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

Where can you find an ocean without any water?

On a map!

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef