Spook Jokes

What Central American country has the most spooks?

Ghosta Rica!

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What is a ghost-proof bicycle?

One with no spooks in it.

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Spook when you're spooken to.

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

Kkk Jokes More Kkk Jokes

Mother Ghost Jokes More Mother Ghost Jokes

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Spook when you're spooken to.

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!

Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

What is 4,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

Surf Jokes More Surf Jokes

What do you call an alien surfing the Internet?

E-t.

Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

Central American Jokes More Central American Jokes

What Central American country has the most spooks?

Ghosta Rica!

Why do you never see any ancient Central American civilizations anymore?

They're all M.I.A.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths