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How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

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How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

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Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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How was your history test?

Timmy: "Who the hell are you "

Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

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What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.