Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.
You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.
Because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.
4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse
He worked it out with a pencil.
Timmy: "Who the hell are you "
Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)
Insufficient funds.
In pentagrams