How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

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Who's there! Becker! Becker who?

Becker the devil you know!

Why do people throw coins into fountains?

I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

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Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit?

At Olive Garden the servers actually work.

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Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

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Why does the devil get such a bad rap?

Because like everyone in marketing, he always lets his own stuff slide...

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.