How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

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How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

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Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

How do you measure love?

In hertz!

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How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

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What's Satan's main social media site?

Pentagram

How much does a Satanist weigh?

A pentagram.