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How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

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What do you call Oprah on drugs?

Doprah

What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

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How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

How do you measure a Villanova graduate's I.Q.?

With a tire gauge.

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Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia?

He fiddled up a little kid.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

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What's Satan's main social media site?

Pentagram

How much does a Satanist weigh?

A pentagram.