How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

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What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

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What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes

What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

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What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

Why don't programers pay tax to the Devil?

Because that would be a sin-tax issue.

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How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

What's Satan's main social media site?

Pentagram