How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

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What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

High definition.

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

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How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.

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Why don't programers pay tax to the Devil?

Because that would be a sin-tax issue.

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

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How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

What's Satan's main social media site?

Pentagram