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How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

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What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

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How do cows measure time?

In mooments

How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

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How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

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How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

How much does a Satanist weigh?

A pentagram.