How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.