How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

How many Millennials does it take... to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Their parents will do it for them.

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How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

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Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

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What do you call a hipster with a vasectomy?

A Fixie.

Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's an obscure number, you have probably never heard of it.

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.