How many Hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?

It's this really obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it. No big deal.

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How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

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Whores does it take to change a light bulb?

If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!

How many Spanish people does it take to change a light bulb?

Just Juan.

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Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round?

They're wheels.

What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...