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Dawg Jokes

What's Clifford's favorite gum?

Big Red, dawg.

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What's up dawg?

Me: Up dawg Person: What is that Me: What is what Person: Whats up dawg Me: nothing much hbu Person: ...

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's 16 centimetres long and makes every girl happy?

A 500 bill.

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

' Jokes More ' Jokes

Why a pirate could not spell iris?

He had only one 'i'

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

Fo Drizzle Jokes More Fo Drizzle Jokes

Why did Snoop Dogg buy an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Snoop Dawg Jokes More Snoop Dawg Jokes

Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella??

Fo Drizzle.

Why does Snoop Dawg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

So the violists don't need to be retrained.

Why do we need iron in our diets?

Because it's good ferrous.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog?

Yo dawg I washed yo dog.

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man! Who do you know here? This is a Brothers only party!

Big Red Jokes More Big Red Jokes

What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

Dey both sinna, mon!

What's Clifford's favorite gum?

Big Red, dawg.