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What's Clifford's favorite gum?

Big Red, dawg.

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Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a college scholarship for a black guy?

All of them.

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

Fo Drizzle Jokes More Fo Drizzle Jokes

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

Why does Snoop Dogg always carry around an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.

Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!

Why you should wash your car?

WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!

Snoop Dawg Jokes More Snoop Dawg Jokes

Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella??

Fo Drizzle.

Why does Snoop Dawg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Big Red Jokes More Big Red Jokes

What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

Dey both sinna, mon!

What's Clifford's favorite gum?

Big Red, dawg.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for?

Fo Drizzle!