Big Red Jokes

What's Clifford's favorite gum?

Big Red, dawg.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

Dey both sinna, mon!

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Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...

What do Yoda's sheep say?

Dey go baa.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

Dawg Jokes More Dawg Jokes

What's Clifford's favorite gum?

Big Red, dawg.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo?

Because it wasn't their Destiny.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

What is a Jamaican's favorite video game?

Smoke-a-mon

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice