Big Red Jokes

What's Clifford's favorite gum?

Big Red, dawg.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Dey Jokes More Dey Jokes

What do Yoda's sheep say?

Dey go baa.

Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

Roll playing im sry

Why did Cinderella get kicked off for the soccer team?

She kept running from the ball.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What does an illustrator say to his girlfriend on Valentine?

I'm font of you.

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

Why did the snowman get fired from his job?

He was a snow call, snow show.

Mon Jokes More Mon Jokes

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!