Big Red Jokes

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

Baseball Team Jokes More Baseball Team Jokes

Why did the brownie get kicked off the baseball team?

Because she was a girl.

What do you call the baseball team made out of Pokemon?

The New York Mankeys!

Dawg Jokes More Dawg Jokes

What's up dawg?

Me: Up dawg Person: What is that Me: What is what Person: Whats up dawg Me: nothing much hbu Person: ...

What's Clifford's favorite gum?

Big Red, dawg.