Chinese Jokes

How heavy is a Chinese dumpling?

Wonton.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say?

Where my dogs at

What do you call a Chinese orange?

A Mandarin

What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed Asian

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

Where do Chinese people live?

Chinatown

What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

How does a Chinese cat say hello?

Mi Hao.

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What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

What did the tree say to the mountain?

Stop peaking at me.

Chinese People Jokes More Chinese People Jokes

How do Chinese people say "hello" in Spanish?

Hola.

How do Chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly...

What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

Pet Dog Jokes More Pet Dog Jokes

What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?

All of them are adopted

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

German Jokes More German Jokes

Why don't Germans like humour?

Because it's inefficient!

What do you call a German singalong?

Follow the lieder!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.