Terrible Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

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What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

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What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming

What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

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What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle?

Groanhenge

What's the alien version of Facebook?

Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What do you call a stabilizing Greek?

A.... GYROScope

How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they Pikachu

Why do Pokemon have eyes?

So they can Pikachu

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military?

Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!

What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Why did it take so long for the postie to deliver the missing jigsaw piece?

He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!