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What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

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What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

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What did Pikachu say to Ash Catchem?

Pikachu

What does the Pokemon dentist do?

He takes a Pikachu teeth.

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist?

My tax refund.

Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

New Beer Jokes More New Beer Jokes

What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

What do you call the debut of a new beer?

A saison premiere!

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why do people buy expensive rims?

They're investing in wheel estate.

Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

Why is Tigger always dirty?

Because he plays with Pooh

League Jokes More League Jokes

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

Which Greek Philosopher was the easiest to manipulate?

Play-Doh