The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
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Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...
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Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI
Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven
PUN-GENT
They stop delivering.
Crip Cringle.
So it would run faster!!
Because they were a rip off
They don't like pulling out.
Condescending
Winnie the Philosopooh
Because they can't protect their towers
The champire!
Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada
You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!