Terrible Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

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What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle?

Groanhenge

What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

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What do you call an English rock band that is high?

THE ROLLING STONED!

Where did the English teacher and the student fight?

In the MLA boxing ring

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What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?

Winnie the Pooh!

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

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Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

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What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default

What do you call a Greek Magician?

Abra Kebabra

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What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.