Terrible Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

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What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

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Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How does a man keep his youth?

By giving her money furs and diamonds.

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member?

Mad props...

Where's Wally?

Book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

What does a drunk police officer do?

Protect and swerve.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

Why aren't Pokemon very good dancers?

They can only learn 4 moves.

What do you call a Pokémon that's part train?

A Pikachoochoo.