The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...
They're trying to get away from the noise.
The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science
Mountains peak.
Because he was always spotted.
He was a cheetah.
He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.
I actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!
Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*
Air Force
To Prove They Were Not Chicken
Because they are surrounded by drafts!
With lots of drafts
Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.
Gingerly.
Barium.
They both take away the coffin.
