Cortana Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

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What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

A hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

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What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

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What do you call a group of Vigilante Aussie Nuns?

Birds of Pray

What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

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What's the most important part of a joke, the setup or the punchline?

To get to the other side.

What's the most important part about telling a joke?

Your PUN-unciation

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Who would steal an artificial leg?

Im stumped.

What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.

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Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

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What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear

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What are 8 Hobbits?

One hobbyte.

What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

A hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

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What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

A hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

How do you call 8 Hobbits?

A Hobbyte