The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
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A hobbyte Cortana told me that joke
They already told you.
If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"
The same middle name.
Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...
A midnight snack A hot Breakfast
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
Because he plays with Pooh
Because he plays with Pooh.
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Because they literally can't even.
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They both call an 8-course meal a bite.
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