Cortana Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

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What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

A hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

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What did the necrophile say when his girlfriend told him to be more romantic?

You're dead to me.

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's a joke?

My life...

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel.

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!

Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Winnie Jokes More Winnie Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of bankers?

A Wunch

What do you call a group of fundamentalist mathematicians?

Al-Gebra

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?

A mutt in a rut!