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How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

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How did the Irishman get arthritis?

By craic-ing his knuckles.

What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

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How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

Why shouldn't Spanish women smoke cigarettes?

You shouldn't smoke if your pregnant.

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What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

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What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

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What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.