How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

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Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

What's the smallest instrument in the world?

An e-lectron.

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How do you get people to quit smoking?

Cut off their lips

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

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How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

How do you keep an Idiot occupied?

Click here to find out(http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1v1wqm/howdoyoukeepanidiotoccupied/)

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What should you do if a bird poos on your car?

Don't ask her out again

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

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What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.