Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.
Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!
An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
A Walken humidor.
Slow down and use some lubricant.
They only have one Tinkie-Winkie
A Halloweenie!
How much do you whey bro
E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it!"
Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.
I had a solid tweet *takes drag off cigarette* and no one faved it. I just lost it." "We've all been there, brother."
