Shoelace Jokes

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.

Knot Jokes More Knot Jokes

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

German Jokes More German Jokes

What website are the germans least likely to laugh at?

Neingag.

What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow?

A Gluten Morgan

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.