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Shoelace Jokes

How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

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What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

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By tying a knot on its tail.

How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

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Offensive) You should try blind dating.

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What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

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What is a German's favorite number?

6000000

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation