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Shoelace Jokes

How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

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What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

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What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

What do you call a Sailor's hitch in the Arctic?

Knot cool

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What do a German says when you show him a good meme?

Danke

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

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How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

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What kind of tie does a pig wear?

Pig's tie!

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.