Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board?

To contact those on the other side.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

Why are chickens racist?

They are all in the Coop Clucks Clan

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How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

What did the skunk use to contact his girlfriend?

His smellular phone!