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What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

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Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did the peasant have poor judgement?

He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks

What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do need it at work?

It's all I do. "WHAT " I said, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

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How did you prepare for today?

Red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

How did the sperm cross the road?

I put the wrong socks on today.

Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

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How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck?

The gluteus maximus

What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.