What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.

What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?

Some days the wind doesn't blow.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

How can you be so sure?

I was 10 years old yesterday.

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush!