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What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

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What are your expectations?

Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary

Where were you wanting to go?

Then not go, then go, then not go, then get bored and juggle

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What's Snoop Dogg's favorite time of day?

Tree O'clock!

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

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How do you call it, when the internet is not working in Germany?

InterNEIN

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

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Why are there so many Mike Tysons on my news feed today...?

May the forth be with you

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

"Today children we will learn our ABC's"

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Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

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What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

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Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.