Type Jokes

What type of cheese is strong?

Shredded cheese.

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What type of gum does a Buddhist prefer?

Enlightenmint!

What type of movies can't Batman see?

Parental Guidance.

What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin?

Santa Ana

What type of memory card is always laughing?

The XD card.

How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

Katabatic

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

What type of veteran is he?

A seasoned veteran.

What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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What type of milk is Swiss cheese made of?

Whole milk.

What type of cheese is made backwards?

Edam

What type of dog is always amazed?

A Chi-WOW!-ua

What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?

Sorry you're not my type.

What is the one type of person that will never get angry?

A nomad.

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know.

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

What type of bees don't die?

Zom-bees

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

What type of music do astronauts love?

Neptunes!

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What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...

What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

What type of wind is named after a young deer?

Foehn

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have?

A very dry sense of humor

What type of monster really loves dance music?

The boogieman.

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

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What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

What type of drugs do ducks use?

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the fastest cake in the world?

Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.

How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Who were the Tallest Man in the World's roll models?

Nobody, he had no one to look up to.

How do you find a blonde on reddit?

Look for the comments that just say "huh "

Equation Jokes More Equation Jokes

What do you call an equation with no solution?

A hypocrite.

How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.

Whats the most common breakfast in Africa?

Ebola cereal!

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

Rpg Jokes More Rpg Jokes

Why did Rodney Dangerfield always make such unbalanced RPG characters?

He never got no respec. *edited to make grammar worse

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.