Type Jokes

What type of battery does The Fonz use?

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What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

What type of computer sings?

A Dell.

What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences?

A brief case.

What type of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel!

What type of luggage talks in short sentences?

A brief case

What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

What type of curry sets fire to the rain?

A-Dhal

What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to?

Hip-Hop!

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What type structural support do you make out of phone books?

A call-em

Why did the writer not like his friends book?

It wasn't his type.

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

What type of sushi does Bob Seger like?

That Old Thai Moroccan Roll.

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

What type of car would the Hamburglar drive?

A Hamburghini.

What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants?

Wok n' Roll

What type of overalls did Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim......

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What type of computer sings well?

Adell.

Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

What is Shulk from Xenoblade's favorite thing to type?

Back Slash!

What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny...

What type of weed does a reptile smoke?

Mariiguana

What type of dog leaves a mark?

Shar pei

What type of transporter does Mr. Scott use?

A Beemer.

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark?

A dogfish!

Which type of soup is the heaviest?

Won-ton soup.

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

What type of bonds deals with the bad guys?

James

What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

What type of sound system does a Saab have?

A Saab-woofer

What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

What type of writing is the most profitable?

A ransom note.

What type of car does a Loch Ness Monster Drive?

A nissan

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

What type of shoes does a ninja wear?

Sneakers.

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.

What type of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers

What type of car does a ghost drive?

A BOOick.

What type of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic?

Prague Rock.

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

What type of store doesn't move?

A stationary store.

Which type of juice has the most mood swings?

Caprice Sun. OC

What type of computer is unusually large?

A Dell

What's the only type of music that the balloon dislikes?

Pop.

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

What is the only type of folder that can make you sick?

Salmon Manilla

What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer?

A sore finger.

What type of math is dead?

Aerith-matic.

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

What type of car insurance does OJ da Juiceman have?

Triple Aaayyy

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

What type of car does James Bond drive?

00-Sedan

What type of fighting technique do amputees practice?

Partial arts.

What do you call a WordPress website that dresses up like another type of website?

DruPal

What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself?

I can't even

What type of car does a dinosaur drive?

A priustoric!

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

What type of phone does a hawk use?

A hawkie talkie.

What type of train can a ginger not ride?

A soul train

What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

What type of lunch do you get at an air show?

A plain one.

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

What type of sense of humor does rain have?

A very wet sense of humor

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun?

Tom" Cruise Missiles.

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

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What do gynecologists and pizza delivery drivers have in common?

They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste.

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What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

What type of battery does The Fonz use?

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Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!

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Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

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Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

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Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

When ducks fly in a V, why is one side of the V longer than the other?

There are more ducks on that side.

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