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What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

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Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

What is smaller than a teeny weenie fly?

A fly's teeny weenie.

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What kind of dog can do magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

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Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

What do you call a bagel that can fly?

A plain bagel.