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About 3 inches
Tune a fish
A telefern
Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/
He was charged with battery.
A cow with no lips.
A credit card.
A positive pregnancy test.
Because he had fever!
Eeeeeeeeeeggs
The circus has a cunning array of stunts.
If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.