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Seduce Jokes

What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

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Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?

Frosted Flakes.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

How is a lady like a casino?

Liquor in the front and poker in the back

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher

How does clickbait work?

Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?

A cow that can milk itself!

What do cows do on Sundays?

They go to the moovies

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

Lamp Jokes More Lamp Jokes

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

You get light music.