Seduce Jokes

What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

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Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why are cows so famous?

Because they're out-standing in their field.

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?

Frosted Flakes.

Lamp Jokes More Lamp Jokes

How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

You get light music.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

What is the difference between a laddie and a lady?

One has a d where the other doesn't.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her!

How do you stop joint pain?

Turn it around.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

How do you milk a sheep?

With iPhone periph**e**rals.