Seduce Jokes

Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a tired cow?

Milked out!

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!

How deep is a swimming pool?

It deep-ends.

Lamp Jokes More Lamp Jokes

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.

What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality