It got hit by a truck
They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.
He cantaloupe.
Because they immediately see something about you they can change.
Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash
ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.
Garlic
Wrong.
Because nobody liked it on earth.
They were on the Earth before it was cool.
Popcorn, of course!
A coconut.
Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
An instagator!
Is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare.
