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Arriage Jokes

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

How did Feminism start?

With an unlocked kitchen door

M Jokes More M Jokes

What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

Roll playing im sry

What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Who's there! Baby! Baby who?

Baby love my baby love....!

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love Easter, baby." (OC)

Man Favourite Thing Jokes More Man Favourite Thing Jokes

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn