Miscarriage Jokes

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.

Trash Jokes More Trash Jokes

Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

What's worse than ten babies in one trash can?

One baby in ten trash cans.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do people love working at yogurt factories?

Because of the culture!

Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

What's the difference between Batman's parents and jokes about Batman's parents?

Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

How many words does it take to start a car?

Forwards

Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.

10 Inch Jokes More 10 Inch Jokes

What's 10 inches long and white?

Nothing.

What's hard, white, and 10 inches?

Nothing.

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