Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
When he recycles garbage into ham.
Garbage.
You don't know man, you weren't there!
He wanted to work overtime.
You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.
He was trying to dodge the draft.
She ran away from the ball.
Europe
Nothing.
Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.
They fight back.
Snow Storms
Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
