Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!
Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!
A quarter pounder with cheese.
I don't have Ferrari in my garage.
He wanted rich milk!
Enough drumsticks to feed an army!
They broke up.
I need space.
Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.
What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
A joke about what kind of dough does an Italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery.
She kept running away from the ball
She choked.