Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
She always ran away from the ball
She kept running away from the ball
Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.
And the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."
Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.
Justice isn't always black and white
She was wearing mittens
That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!
Nothing.
Because Sheeran
A "booquet" of flower.
A polynomeal
When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.
Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.
Finding Forrester