Miscarriage Jokes

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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Nothing.

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A red bucket.

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Because he's always talking trash.

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What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

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A quarter pounder with cheese.

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Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

What do you call a man in the window?

INNUENDO!!!!!!!

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She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

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Because he said he loves miso.

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.