Miscarriage Jokes

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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What's hard, white, and 10 inches?

Nothing.

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Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?

W'

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Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break?

A lunchador.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

How many syllables does the word "Gloria" have?

CATHOLICS: 18

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Why do programmers produce more garbage than others?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?

Because he's Indie!

Gf Jokes More Gf Jokes

What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do.

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk