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Man Favourite Thing Jokes

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

M Jokes More M Jokes

What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

Miscarriage Jokes More Miscarriage Jokes

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Arriage Jokes More Arriage Jokes

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

What's another word for knowing that you're right?

Woman

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

How do you seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Where do I start cleaning!?

5mins later* Me: I need a new room.

What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

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What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!