Man Favourite Thing Jokes

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

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How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

What's the best thing about Portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till Monday!

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What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

What do you call a hurtful play on words?

A Punjab.

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What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head?

The deceased!

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

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Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline is too long.

What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

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What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.