Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.
When it begins to bark.
Luke warm. im sorry
Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.
They said "We can do it without u, Britain."
Woman
He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.
A crowbar.
5mins later* Me: I need a new room.
The insti-gator.
One's a pro, and one's a con.
Brushing your teeth!