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Man Favourite Thing Jokes

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.

Arriage Jokes More Arriage Jokes

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What's another word for "thesaurus"?

Steven Wright joke, iirc.

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do women call men under 6 inches?

Friends.

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

M Jokes More M Jokes

Why am I just so naturally funny?

Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal

What did the ghost say when he got to the Halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

Where do old bowling balls end up?

In the gutter!

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu

Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

Miscarriage Jokes More Miscarriage Jokes

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.