How do you say hello to a femnist?

You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.

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Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

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What happens when you violate Reddit's rules?

Removed

What' is a pirate's least favourite letter?

Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright...

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What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

What's white on top and black on the bottom?

Society.

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Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.