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How do you say hello to a femnist?

You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.

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What famous American filmmaker lived in a safe?

Vault Disney

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

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What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

What happens if you violate Reddit's content policy?

Removed

Society Jokes More Society Jokes

How do you say hello to a femnist?

You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

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What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

What did the pebble say to the rock?

I wish I was a little boulder!