Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.
Look ask me when I get back from India okay
Look a squirrel!
Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."
